It wasn't her green hair that marked her out.
And nor her crinkled nose or second mouth.
It was the fact she floated off the ground.
And somehow she could talk without a sound.
And nor her crinkled nose or second mouth.
It was the fact she floated off the ground.
And somehow she could talk without a sound.
Take me to your leader she intoned.
And got into the car I had just loaned.
I drove her down to London in the rain.
She talked about her planet to explain.
And when we got to Whitehall crowds had formed.
At Downing Street the journalists had swarmed.
We got out and dishevelled Boris blinked.
Around the world the cameras were linked.
"I travelled twenty light years so I could
impart my guidance of something you should
do now. So hear the wisdom of my age!
Just pay your nurses with a decent wage!"
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