Willets the Minister Junior,
made comments that couldn't be loonier.
Blaming male unemployment,
on female empowerment,
his colleagues now don't want him too near.
There was a young forward called Wayne
Who sometimes could be quite profane.
He was in the news,
though most people choose
not to bother with news so inane.
An entrepeneur known as Rich,
had an unscratchable itch.
To go and explore,
he'd always want more,
though sometimes he'd end in a ditch.